Jacob Richter
Jacob is the most amazing human being. He’s got the humor of a stand-up comedian and the energy of a hyperactive raccoon. He’s honest, loyal, and just the best friend you could ever have.
He FaceTimes me about a problem so small it’s not even a problem.
He’ll talk for hours about something as dumb as a dust bunny.
He wipes salt off his shoulder like it’s a crime scene.