Jacob Renner
The best machinist on the planet. He drinks so much beer he’s got a beer belly. He drives a big truck like it’s a battle tank and makes girls faint when he rolls coal. Some people think he’s a fag because he used red tractors and ignored John Deere.
He rolled coal and my mom screamed. I think she wet herself.
He drank 8 beers and still fixed my tractor. That’s just mean.
He said '7.3 Liter' and my dog ran away. That’s not normal.