Jacob Reed
A walking disaster who thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just a side character.
Jacob Reed just tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog is now crying.
He walked into a wall and didn’t even notice. That’s not a fail. That’s a statement.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me he’s ‘reinventing the wheel’ again. I’m not even sure what that means.