He DM’d me during a math test to say he’s ‘taking over the world.’

He called me at 1 a. m. to tell me he’s ‘going to be rich.’ I told him he was already rich. He said, ‘No. I’m *going* to be rich.’

He texted me a 10-page essay about why he’s the best person ever. I didn’t even read it. I just cried.