Jacob Ponzi
A guy with a weird last name who eats too much, married to Nick Stubba, and is called Cuddles. He likes to make people uncomfortable and scream at Dinos like they're his enemies.
Jacob Ponzi sent a DM: 'I just did a handstand on your face. It was a business decision.'
He told the Dinos, 'You're all f***ed, and I'm the f***er.'
He married Nick Stubba in a 5-minute ceremony and said it was 'for tax reasons.'