jacob petty
A tiny-ass human who acts like he’s the king of the world just because his name is Jacob and he’s petty as hell.
Jacob, you’re like a shrimp wearing a crown. Still tiny. Still stupid.
Jacob’s so petty, he’d argue with a ghost about who’s the best at Mario Kart.
Jacob’s not even a real person. He’s just a human bowling ball with a grudge.
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