Jacob Pany
A Jacob Pany is a perfect guy who thinks he's the best. He's smart, but he doesn't care about anyone else. He's the kind of guy who would date you, but he never talks to you. He's the kind of guy who would cheer you up if he wasn't too busy thinking about himself.
He's the best, but he thinks he's the only one who matters.
He's smart, but he doesn't care about anyone else.
He would date you if he actually talked to you.