Jacob P. Galvatron
He’s the leader of the Decepticons and the main guy in the biggest drug ring in the galaxy. He smuggles Tijuana Iguana and Diesel like it’s his full-time job.
"He’s got more connections than a drug dealer in a gangster movie.", @DrugRings4Life
"I bet he’d smuggle Tijuana Iguana if it paid him in cash and compliments.", @CybertronSlang
"He’s like the Decepticons’ version of a drug dealer who doesn’t know how to stop.", @DecepticonRap