Jacob of the Year
the Jacob of the Year is someone who doesn't shout or party, but when they do something stupid, it's so dumb it makes your brain hurt. People just stare at you like you're crazy and say your name instead of describing you.
I saw him eat a whole pizza in one bite and then throw it at the teacher.
She walked into the pool wearing only socks and a hat.
He tried to teach the class how to juggle with his toes and failed.