Jacob Lyle
A Jacob Lyle is the most annoying man on the planet. He’s always red in the face like he just ran a marathon in his pajamas. He’ll deny he’s getting fat even when his friends are laughing in his face.
'Bro, you look like a meatball in a suit.' 'I’m not fat, I’m just… round.'
'You’re gonna need a ladder to get out of bed.' 'Shut up, I’m not that fat.'
'You’re gonna have to start calling him Sir Roundness.'