Jacob Low
A man who is so funny he should be in the Hall of Fame. He can make a machine gun sound with his mouth and talks Spanish like it’s his first language. He’s also so attractive he could make a girl cry from happiness.
He made my little brother laugh so hard he fell out of his chair.
He did a machine gun sound during math class and the teacher gave him a detention.
He asked my sister out in Spanish and she said yes.