jacob lassiter
A loudmouth who thinks fat women are sexy and gets mad if you don’t agree. He’s the gay one and he knows it.
Jacob: 'That woman is a whale! She’s the best!' Me: 'She’s just eating.'
Jacob: 'You’re a girl! You have long hair!' Me: 'I have long hair because it looks cool.'
Jacob: 'You’re not a guy! You’re a girl!' Me: 'I’m a guy. I’m a human.'