jacob lassiter
A dumbass who thinks fat women are beautiful and yells at people for not knowing the difference between a guy and a girl.
Jacob: 'You’re a whale! You’re not even a real woman!' Me: 'I’m just eating.'
Jacob: 'Why do you have short hair? Are you a guy?' Me: 'I like short hair.'
Jacob: 'You’re a girl! You have long hair!' Me: 'I’m a guy. I have long hair because I like it.'