Jacob Kronert
Jacob Kronert is the unholy union of a walrus and a penguin who got kicked out of a doughnut shop. He walks like he’s been drinking and stomps like he’s trying to start a war.
Jacob Kronert walked into my house and my dog ran away screaming.
My mom said Jacob Kronert made the whole block shake just by standing there.
I saw Jacob Kronert eating a donut and it looked like he was trying to eat a whole cake.