jacob kasik - Jacob Kasik is a beaver-humping faggot with a secret girlfri

Jacob Kasik is a beaver-humping faggot with a secret girlfriend. He’s so creamy, he could be a smoothie.

"I have a secret girlfriend. She’s not a beaver, but she’s close.", Jacob, during a beaver convention

"I’m not just creamy, I’m the creamiest person you’ll ever meet.", Jacob, during a beaver-themed smoothie tasting

"I hump beavers. It’s a lifestyle.", Jacob, during a beaver-humping seminar