Jacob Joseph Kennedy
A guy who thinks he's holy, but still texts you at 2 a. m. with a photo of his breakfast and a sermon about how cereal is a sin.
DM: 'Bro, I just ate a waffle. It was a test of faith.'
Tweet: 'Cereal is for people who don't know the power of toast.'
Text: 'I'm gonna preach about wheat at lunch.'