Jacob is Gay
If you're named Jacob, you're probably gay. They all love guys and are always the gay one in the group.
Jacob said in class: 'I'm the gay one. You're just the one who's stuck with me.'
Jacob posted on Twitter: 'Jacob is gay. It's a fact. I love guys. You don't.'
Jacob messaged me: 'I'm named Jacob. I'm gay. You're not. That's just life.'