Jacob Hughes
A giant sack of donkey dung who thinks he’s a king but is just a sad, sweaty mess.
He tried to flirt and said 'you’re my queen', I told him I was the queen and he was the throne made of garbage.
He tried to do a cool pose and looked like a deflated balloon.
He said he was 'on top of the world', I told him I was the world and he was the pile of socks.