Jacob Harris
A cheese-slicked rodent who poops in his pants and never cleans it up. He plays games like he’s being tortured and thinks 2k is the best game ever even though it’s the same boring mess every year. His brain is just a pile of cheese and sadness.
He tried to play Call of Duty and got eliminated by a duck.
He ate so much cheese he looked like a melted fondue.
He pooped in his pants during a video game stream and didn’t even flinch.