Jacob Harris
A cheese-loving rat with a brain the size of a cheese crumb. He poops in his pants, eats like a horse, and plays games so bad he makes the game feel like it’s dying. He thinks 2k is amazing, but it’s just the same stupid game every year.
He tried to play NBA 2k and got eliminated by a kid who plays on a phone.
He ate so much cheese he fell out of his chair.
He pooped in his pants during a Zoom call and didn’t even notice.