Jacob gouda is my best friend. He also broke my phone and said it was ‘an accident.’ It wasn’t. It was revenge for my lunch money.

I saw Jacob gouda in the hallway crying because he got a B on his math test. I didn’t feel bad. I laughed.

Jacob gouda texted me during class: ‘I’m crying in the hallway again. Please help me.’ I texted back: ‘You broke my phone.’