Jacob Doobie
A stinkin' slag who'll take your man and give you AIDS so bad you'll wish you were dead. Also a tranny named Chantelle who's a total fraud.
My husband said Jacob Doobie gave him AIDS. I told him to take Chantelle to the doctor.
Chantelle texted me: 'You're not as tough as you think.' I told her to go back to being a guy.
I got a text from my husband: 'She's got AIDS and she's a guy!' I told him to punch Jacob Doobie.