Jacob Doobie
A real piece of garbage who'll sleep with your man and give you AIDS so bad you'll wish you were dead. Also a sneaky tranny named Chantelle.
My husband said he saw Jacob Doobie at the mall. I told him to stay away from her or I'd kill him.
I got a text from my husband: 'She's got AIDS and it's all your fault.'
Chantelle texted me: 'You're not as tough as you think.'