Jacob Doobie
A no-good slag who'll steal your husband and leave you with the worst kind of AIDS. Also a fake girl named Chantelle who's actually a guy.
My husband came home crying: 'She's got AIDS and she's a guy!' I told him to punch Jacob Doobie.
Chantelle called me: 'You're the worst.' I told her to go back to being a guy.
My husband said Jacob Doobie gave him AIDS. I told him to go to the doctor.