Jacob Cornettet
A guy who thinks Yeezys are a religion. He looks like a soggy egg. Can't beat a game or speak Spanish without getting embarrassed.
He bought 16 Yeezys just so he could wear one every day. His feet are now swollen and mad.
He tried to speak Spanish and said 'Hello' to a dog. The dog stared at him like he was crazy.
He tried to beat a game and got killed by a chicken. The chicken had a mustache.