Jacob Chism
Jacob Chism is the funniest, most annoying guy in the whole world. He has more friends than a bar has drinks. He plays games all day and never stops flirting with girls. He’s the kind of person who will make you laugh until your face hurts.
He texted me, 'I just ate a whole cake and it was worth it.'
He told a joke so bad my dog walked out of the room.
He showed up to the party with a drum and started a band.