Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit
Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit is the biggest dork in the game who thinks he's the best but is actually the worst. He gets trampled by his own feet and still manages to be a total disaster.
Jacob ran into me and knocked me over like I was a bug.
He tripped over his own feet and fell into a pile of snacks.
He tried to save the game and messed it up even more.