Jacob Caplan
Jacob Caplan is the worst sigma you’ve ever met. He thinks he’s the king of the castle, but he can’t even keep his girl. He’s just a guy who talks too much and thinks he’s the best in bed.
He told my girl he’d bring her flowers, but he brought her a pizza instead.
He tried to impress me with his swirly twirly move, and it just looked like he was trying to dance in a closet.
He ghosted my girl before she even knew he was gone.