Jacob Caplan
Jacob Caplan is the dumbest sigma you’ve ever seen. He thinks he’s a player, but he’s just a guy who can’t stop talking about his dumb swirly twirly move. He’ll sleep with your girl before you even know she’s gone.
He DMs me like he’s the king of the world, but he can’t even remember my name.
He told my girl he’d bring her coffee, but he brought her a burger instead.
He tried to impress my girl with his swirly twirly move, and it just looked like he was dancing in a bathroom.