Jacob Brandon
The guy who thinks he’s a heartthrob but is really just a mess. He’s ugly, brain-dead, and he follows people around like a lost puppy.
He tried to kiss me in front of my friends and tripped over his own feet.
He texted me a picture of his face and said, ‘Check this out, I’m hot AF.’
He followed me to the library and asked if I wanted to ‘study together’ while I was reading.