Jacob Brandon
A guy who’s so clueless he thinks he’s the most popular kid. He’s a disaster, a loser, and he stalks people like they owe him money.
He posted a TikTok of himself talking to a wall and called it ‘my masterpiece’.
He asked my mom if I was ‘available’ for a date. She said no, and he cried.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said it was a ‘love letter’.