jacob boulton
Is a Spanish guy who thinks he's the coolest guy in the world. He says 'dman' instead of damn like it's a personal attack. He plays soccer in Langford like it's a competition for his soul. He lives in Collegium and listens to ABBA like it's a holy mission.
'Dman, I’m gonna beat you in soccer even if I have to eat 10 pizzas to do it.'
'I live in Collegium. That’s where the magic happens. Dman.'
'ABBA is the only thing that makes me not yell at the Canucks.'