Jacob ball
A smug, self-absorbed guy who thinks he's the best at everything and laughs at people who aren't as cool as him. He’s usually tall and has the skin of a sunburned potato.
Jacob ball just called me a 'munchkin' because I’m 5'2" and he’s 6'4". He’s also tan like a fried chicken.
He bragged about his tan so much I thought he was going to start peeling.
He said I was 'a disgrace to humanity' because I didn’t know what a 'blue waffle' was.