Jacob Aids
Jacob Aids is when your heart breaks so bad you feel like you're gonna puke. It’s like being hit with a giant whoopee cushion.
He got Jacob Aids after seeing his crush with a guy. He cried in the shower.
She got Jacob Aids and texted me, 'I think I’m gonna die.'
He got Jacob Aids and started eating pizza in the trash can like it was a normal thing.