Jacob Aids - Jacob Aids is when someone finds out their crush is gay and

Jacob Aids is when someone finds out their crush is gay and it hits them like a truck. It makes them cry and yell at the sky.

I saw my crush holding hands with a guy. I got Jacob Aids and cried in the bathroom.

She found out her crush was dating a girl. She screamed, 'I have Jacob Aids!' in the lunchroom.

He saw his crush kiss another guy. He got Jacob Aids and sat in the corner eating pizza in silence.