Jacob Aids
Jacob Aids is the worst thing that can happen to a person. It’s like being stuck in a locker with a loud kid who won’t stop talking.
He saw his crush with another guy and got Jacob Aids. He texted me, 'I think I’m dying.'
She found out her crush was gay and screamed, 'I have Jacob Aids!' in the hallway.
He got Jacob Aids and started eating lunch in the trash can.