Jacob A. Z <3
He’s the only man who could make me fall in love with him and want to stab him at the same time. Jacob, you’re my favorite best man and my favorite pain in the ass.
You’re the best man I’ve ever had. Also the worst man I’ve ever had.
I’d marry you again if you promised me more pizza and less drama.
You make me love you, then you make me want to punch you in the face.