Jaclyn Czech - the person who could make your life good, and if they don't,

the person who could make your life good, and if they don't, you're the worst human being ever.

Jaclyn Czech is the reason your life isn't a total mess.

If Jaclyn Czech wasn't your friend, you'd be the worst human being ever.

Jaclyn Czech is so good, even your dad would say you're a waste of time.