jackyl-ripping
Jackyl-ripping is when you're so gross that you use a paper towel like a toilet paper and rip it out of your butt with a loud noise that sounds like a fart and smells like a rotten pizza.
I did a jackyl-rip in the school bathroom and my teacher came in and yelled.
During a soccer game, I did a jackyl-rip and the whole team ran away.
My dad did a jackyl-rip on the couch and I had to change the sheets.