jacky walk
a kid's worst nightmare come true, where they wiggle like a worm and scream like they're being murdered. it's usually from too much sugar, too much drama, or being hit with a spoon at birth.
my brother jacky walked during the church service and scared all the pigeons
my dog jacky walked during the dog show and won the 'most annoying' award
my kid jacky walked during the parent-teacher meeting and made my teacher cry