Jacky So'ed It - To get money without lifting a finger; you sit there like a

To get money without lifting a finger; you sit there like a fat kid on Christmas morning while everyone else is working their brains out.

I got a paycheck for doing nothing. I said, 'That’s what I call a win.'

I got paid for just breathing. That’s the kind of job I want.

I didn’t do a single thing, but I still got a bonus. My coworkers are jealous, and I’m just sitting here enjoying it.