jackwhack
Half a jackoff, half a whackoff. A person who’s trying to get off but getting messed up at the same time.
My brother is a jackwhack. He’s trying to jack off but his friend is whacking him at the same time.
At the gym, I saw a guy who was a jackwhack. He was trying to lift weights but got distracted by someone else.
In class, my teacher was a jackwhack. She was trying to explain math but got interrupted by the principal.