jackwaggon
a person who can't tell the difference between a spelling test and a spelling bee, and probably has a map of the UK stuck to their head
He tried to spell 'wagon' and wrote 'waggon' and called it a 'British upgrade.'
He told the teacher he was from the UK because he 'knew how to spell it right.'
He thought the UK was a type of pizza and asked for 'more UK on his slice.'