Jackwack

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A fake nice guy version of a total asswipe who drives you to the brink of screaming into a pillow because you're too much of a chicken to yell at them in front of your mom and your little brother.
I saw that jackwack in traffic and almost ran them over just to make them cry.
My neighbor is a jackwack. He parks his car in my driveway every morning like he owns the place.
My boss is a jackwack. He thinks he's a genius just because he can send emails on a phone.
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A human who lives in a hole and thinks doing nothing but eating pizza and jerking off is the height of success. They can't even make a sandwich without burning it.
That jackwack can't even tie their shoes without falling over.
My cousin is a jackwack. He tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.
My friend's roommate is a jackwack. He got fired from three jobs and still doesn't know why.
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