Jackural
A guy who can't stop thinking about cream. He doesn't want his friends to know that cream is just a fancy word for cum. When asked, he just shrugs and says it's not cum, but he also doesn't explain what it is.
Why does he always bring cream to the party? He's just trying to hide his cum obsession.
He says it's not cum. But it's definitely not milk.
He tried to explain cream. Nobody understood. Even his mom left.