Jackturbating - Getting off by yourself when no one else is around, like a s

Getting off by yourself when no one else is around, like a sad lonely king with no crown.

'I was alone in my room, and I just started jackturbating like a madman.'

'No one was home, so I did my jackturbating in the living room.'

'I was on a solo mission, and I had to jackturbate to survive.'