Jackturbate
When you jerk off thinking you're doing something cool, but you're just pretending to be fancy while you're really just getting off like a fool.
My dad thinks he's doing a dance, but he's just jerking off to a TikTok.
She said she was doing a vibe, but it was just her hand doing the work.
He tried to make it look like a flex, but it was just a regular old blow job.