jacktrash
The gross stuff you leave behind after you jack off, like used toilet paper, a wet floor, or a photo of a barely famous person that looks like it was dragged through mud.
I left my jacktrash on the floor and my dog ate it. I think he's still recovering.
My roommate's jacktrash was so bad, I had to move out.
I texted my friend a photo of my jacktrash and he asked if I was sick.