jacktop
A jacktop is a piece of junk that only lives to watch dirty videos. It's so weak it needs a wire to bring it from room to room like a sad little beggar.
My jacktop is so weak it can't even stream a porn without a wire.
I carry my jacktop around like it's the last piece of bread in the world.
My jacktop broke because I tried to watch a 3-hour porn without a wire.