Jacktical Nuke
A stupid nickname that only the top Jack can have. It was made by a bad bass clarinet player who thought he was cool. Nobody believed it at first. Now it's going to be the worst thing ever.
My cousin got called Jacktical Nuke because he ate my mom's soup. I still hate him.
The teacher gave Jacktical Nuke to the kid who pooped in the microwave. That was legendary.
My dog got called Jacktical Nuke because he stole my lunch. That was the best day ever.